The Seamen Demon

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  • ฯHeaven Shows

    ฯHeaven Shows

    2 саат мурун

    How the fuck did he know I was washing the dishes to this

  • Haleema

    Haleema

    8 саат мурун

    i got a birth certificate ad on this video

  • Jaylee Kayt

    Jaylee Kayt

    13 саат мурун

    Lol I'm literally doing nothing at all

  • DJ Swagger

    DJ Swagger

    23 саат мурун

    🔥🔥

  • Finan Nikkari

    Finan Nikkari

    Күн мурун

    Noel is the realest dude. Truth and comedy

  • Matthew McGuire

    Matthew McGuire

    Күн мурун

    Who, the fuck, would agree to a mixture of their husband and their doctor?!!!!

  • Love Maya

    Love Maya

    Күн мурун

    I’m literally folding & putting away clothes as I watch this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • Luke Stoy

    Luke Stoy

    Күн мурун

    6:40

  • Jayla Butters

    Jayla Butters

    2 күн мурун

    And yet women have birth control

  • Porkupine EXE

    Porkupine EXE

    2 күн мурун

    @ 0:50
    “You probably just put this on while you work on an assignment or cleaning the house”
    *Me in bed aboutta knock tf out* 👀

  • Brennan Mahoney

    Brennan Mahoney

    2 күн мурун

    i don't hang out with my technical dad who donated his sperm.

  • Ethan Smith

    Ethan Smith

    3 күн мурун

    I was mid taking notes for a virtual class lol

  • holdyourseoul •

    holdyourseoul •

    3 күн мурун

    noooooo!!! im from vegas, that ruined alot of things for me. but then again my family are immigrants

  • Riley Page

    Riley Page

    3 күн мурун

    The standing is good

  • Lucky Ducky Driving School

    Lucky Ducky Driving School

    3 күн мурун

    o l d p a s t a m a c h i n e
    XD im ded

  • Sage F

    Sage F

    3 күн мурун

    as someone with a known donor dad myself, it can honestly be pretty weird. I don't really need a father figure out of it so idk what even to talk about with him. Very awkward especially since he can't have kids anymore so I'm the only one...

  • Dakotah Simpson

    Dakotah Simpson

    4 күн мурун

    I just want you to know I faced a spliff and watched every second you funny my nigga

  • Spagman13

    Spagman13

    4 күн мурун

    Kinda wild that he could convince people it was a 'mix' honestly, like I guess I understand how they could make the mistake but I'm p sure only one sperm is ever gonna get all the way in there, right?

  • Rawburt Martinez

    Rawburt Martinez

    4 күн мурун

    6:00 is so funny 😂

  • Joshua Henely Thornhill

    Joshua Henely Thornhill

    5 күн мурун

    I loved that shit dawg!!!

  • Anthony Faiell

    Anthony Faiell

    7 күн мурун

    That description of talking to a camera that may or may not have a person behind it reminded me of schrodingers cat. The youtube content creator paradox.

  • Jocey Noyes

    Jocey Noyes

    7 күн мурун

    Can you imagine if they got tapped for child support? They’d be bankrupt. I mean, they deserve it. Plus, what if these kids end up meeting up and dating and not knowing they have the same frozen pop?

  • whatsupwithstuff

    whatsupwithstuff

    8 күн мурун

    its true we could be using our sperm to bread perfect humans.. but... sometimes being human and practical are two different things

  • The LizardHedd

    The LizardHedd

    10 күн мурун

    Yeah I’m just listening most of the time while I fish for Bass!

  • Angel

    Angel

    11 күн мурун

    This is literally why I don’t want a male obgyn. The fact that there’s so many cases around this is crazy

    • Jessica Young

      Jessica Young

      5 күн мурун

      I went to a male obgyn but only after I was pregnant. I would never go to him now, fuck that. They are creepy.

  • Abdul Arif

    Abdul Arif

    11 күн мурун

    6:52 this is not real 😭

  • 초코파이

    초코파이

    11 күн мурун

    0:32 shit.. you got me.


    Fr tho youre really entertaining

  • ladyd212011

    ladyd212011

    11 күн мурун

    😍Noelle you're cute af. Just saying💅

  • Hiii

    Hiii

    11 күн мурун

    I suspect the dislikes are dr f's children

  • Lee Sampson

    Lee Sampson

    12 күн мурун

    Just throwing it out there, Loose Women is the UK's equivalent to The View.

  • cum dumpster

    cum dumpster

    12 күн мурун

    ‘Fuck you my child is fine’ Your child is overly concerned about the fertility of a cow

  • Canibal GamingHD

    Canibal GamingHD

    12 күн мурун

    damn Noel!!! i hit the like button cause of the first 5 seconds!! lmao

  • taylor iguess

    taylor iguess

    12 күн мурун

    i am actually throwing away old clothes while watching this LMAOOO

  • Mary Fortier

    Mary Fortier

    13 күн мурун

    uhhhhhh..... is this my grandpa???

    • Mary Fortier

      Mary Fortier

      13 күн мурун

      i’m distraught over this lmfaooo

  • Luciana Galvagno

    Luciana Galvagno

    13 күн мурун

    Oh i want a little baby little im 5ft i would be destroy if dont

  • My Toe

    My Toe

    13 күн мурун

    i am in soloq rn noel miler thats wat im doing

  • Justin Tolley

    Justin Tolley

    13 күн мурун

    man that beginning really worked on me more youtubers should do that

  • HULK SMASH

    HULK SMASH

    13 күн мурун

    The #1 leader of insemination is Genghis Khan. Something like 12% of the global population is related to him.

  • Denae Melvin

    Denae Melvin

    14 күн мурун

    thank you for making my day a bit better :)

  • kayla cook

    kayla cook

    15 күн мурун

    noel: you’re not even watching just playing this in the background
    *me watching with my eyes closed*😌😳

  • Rambones57

    Rambones57

    15 күн мурун

    Whens the next Cody/Noel collab DX

  • Crisp Cinamon Roll

    Crisp Cinamon Roll

    15 күн мурун

    About the format: I don’t mind you standing up but I’d like some clips from the videos you comment on, It can get boring to look at you the whole video (no offense)

  • Crisp Cinamon Roll

    Crisp Cinamon Roll

    15 күн мурун

    Sounds like a primitive sexual pride thing to me

  • Jean Simmons

    Jean Simmons

    15 күн мурун

    Anyone know how to find is carhartt shirt?

  • The AlbinoDorrito

    The AlbinoDorrito

    15 күн мурун

    Thumbnail looks like Rupert Murdoch

  • bruh man

    bruh man

    16 күн мурун

    i play csgo while i listen

  • Ariadne Mahadeo

    Ariadne Mahadeo

    16 күн мурун

    NOEL PLEASEEEEEEE ur commentary is killing me

  • Alex putmdown

    Alex putmdown

    16 күн мурун

    wat about insest cause they dont know there siblings lowkey should be illigal

  • Sage Codispoti

    Sage Codispoti

    16 күн мурун

    “He was our OBGYN”
    Nah bby you a victim

  • Jonathan Marais

    Jonathan Marais

    16 күн мурун

    Noel do urself a favour and never ever watch loose women

  • ChubberNaughtSheepy

    ChubberNaughtSheepy

    16 күн мурун

    Noel with his clever camera angle to make him look taller he looks at least 5'4" now

  • Dude Bro

    Dude Bro

    16 күн мурун

    Quincy F. Had enough testicular fortitude to collapse a neutron star.

  • aaron johnson

    aaron johnson

    17 күн мурун

    the like gag at the beginning timed too well with my like and gave me slight schizophrenia

  • haydar yilmaz

    haydar yilmaz

    17 күн мурун

    The guarded kitten feraly prevent because patricia dfly guard opposite a absent dictionary. xenophobic, third office

  • Suicidal ThoTs

    Suicidal ThoTs

    17 күн мурун

    i dont watch any of the shows you review but you reviewing them is hilarious 10/10

  • Natalia

    Natalia

    17 күн мурун

    crying at he circumcised himself...what the hell...that man is nuts lmao edit - can you imagine if some dusty did this to you? crazy its not considered assault

  • Sarah Aimee Acrylics

    Sarah Aimee Acrylics

    17 күн мурун

    Why did I press the like

  • Chloe Pile

    Chloe Pile

    17 күн мурун

    bro tell me he doesn’t sound a little bit like pete davidson??!!

  • Nicole Myers

    Nicole Myers

    17 күн мурун

    dad-con....ur welcome

  • Nikita

    Nikita

    17 күн мурун

    this format felt really comfortable for some reason

  • ThemindOfSerg M

    ThemindOfSerg M

    17 күн мурун

    Yeah most of the time I am working while you are talking.... thank you

  • Miguel Romero-Stevenson

    Miguel Romero-Stevenson

    17 күн мурун

    Watchin while shitting actually

  • Holly Llamaho

    Holly Llamaho

    18 күн мурун

    good video

  • The BMW

    The BMW

    18 күн мурун

    Opening scared tf outta me

  • Daclarvein

    Daclarvein

    18 күн мурун

    aquafps circumcised himself at 22

  • sim

    sim

    18 күн мурун

    MAGCON? more like DADCON

  • Julia N

    Julia N

    18 күн мурун

    Noel ask one more time to hit the like

  • Mouse Mickey

    Mouse Mickey

    18 күн мурун

    this has gotta be the funniest video noel has done since quarantine

  • Meowzb

    Meowzb

    18 күн мурун

    Imagine having 19 kids and still not being an actual dad

  • HannaBe

    HannaBe

    18 күн мурун

    The fact, that women get lied to by their doctors (!) when it comes to the actual origin of the seamen, that get them pregnant.... like wtf. I know that this is a comedic channel, but this actually happens in real life and I think that's so scary. (English isn't my first language btw so I'm sorry, if this isn't grammatically correct)

    • Jason Hunchmen

      Jason Hunchmen

      19 саат мурун

      69 likes :pog:

    • NogeGoda

      NogeGoda

      17 күн мурун

      Totally agree and your grammar was great.

  • dazed lol

    dazed lol

    18 күн мурун

    Noel's becoming self-aware about us doing our homework while watching him. We have to pull the plug

  • Jessica Thompson

    Jessica Thompson

    19 күн мурун

    most sperm banks i think will cut a donor off once their sperm has been used in a certain amount of cases, in order to keep the gene pool diverse and, well, avoid inbreeding in town i suppose

  • Running Forver

    Running Forver

    19 күн мурун

    Top player of the timberwolves? Yeah no, karl anthiny towns can keep his shit thank you very much

  • Anna Nuss

    Anna Nuss

    19 күн мурун

    I stopped laughing

  • Solnassant

    Solnassant

    19 күн мурун

    I liked

  • #1 Green

    #1 Green

    20 күн мурун

    i pressed the like now please give me back my wife and kids

  • Nina Kulkarni

    Nina Kulkarni

    20 күн мурун

    aw I got sad for all the Mr. Struggles out there trying to be the next Sperminator...

  • Johnny Barcenas

    Johnny Barcenas

    20 күн мурун

    Nobody:
    Noel: 🧍🏽

    • eioshen boboi

      eioshen boboi

      19 күн мурун

      noel incetiviziing overpopulation >.>

  • katie

    katie

    20 күн мурун

    "yall prolly just doing an assignment or cleaning your house while this is playing"
    *me doing my makeup*

    • eioshen boboi

      eioshen boboi

      19 күн мурун

      The social awareness at the beginning was unsettling...

  • Marsh Mellow

    Marsh Mellow

    20 күн мурун

    Yep I’m pretty much doing everything except listening to you lol

  • KumarX25

    KumarX25

    20 күн мурун

    2:34 😭😭

  • A K

    A K

    20 күн мурун

    He's right, I'm usually taking a nap during commentary videos.

  • Taran Somel

    Taran Somel

    21 күн мурун

    Noel: “Loose Women hahahahh what a channel name🤣🤣”
    Me being british and growing up with that showing thinking nothing of the name: 👁 👄 👁

  • crushman _13

    crushman _13

    21 күн мурун

    2:30

  • Frizzle

    Frizzle

    21 күн мурун

    I started this video like this
    “Press the like”
    “Press the like”
    “Peas the like and you’ll get...”
    Skips 10 sec
    “Nuts”

  • Shelby Pasciullo

    Shelby Pasciullo

    21 күн мурун

    what the fuuuc

  • YONCE 8701

    YONCE 8701

    21 күн мурун

    0:04 Ok Fine!! U said it so much...yeesh!😏 Not the song!😅😅😅 It sounds old too like from the 30s😅😅 I love this dude! HE CIRCUMCISED HIMSELF? Kay that's where I TAP TF OUT!😅 As if the earlier stuff wasn't enough.

  • Kristy M

    Kristy M

    21 күн мурун

    I either watch these videos before I go to bed or while I'm writing vocab lists for school

  • Conchita K

    Conchita K

    21 күн мурун

    WE ARE HERE

  • Biggie our lord and savior

    Biggie our lord and savior

    21 күн мурун

    "most ovaries clapped".... I-

  • Derek Sumey

    Derek Sumey

    21 күн мурун

    The social awareness at the beginning was unsettling...

  • Miguel Medeiros

    Miguel Medeiros

    21 күн мурун

    noel incetiviziing overpopulation >.>

  • CHiLL_95

    CHiLL_95

    21 күн мурун

    I’m 15 years old and 5’11’’ and I’m kinda short in comparison to most people up here in Holland. ...

  • GrooveMan232

    GrooveMan232

    21 күн мурун

    damn noel u ok?

  • nevaleane

    nevaleane

    22 күн мурун

    i love noel and his content this shit is so addicting to watch

  • Prarthana Totloor

    Prarthana Totloor

    22 күн мурун

    "it feels like i need a bigger house" no you need a school

  • 6irlhimbo

    6irlhimbo

    22 күн мурун

    when he said we're probably doing something nonsense while listening to him is funny bcs im literally doing laundry while just playing all his videos

  • Joost Bolten

    Joost Bolten

    22 күн мурун

    i want to implore everybody to watch noels videos at 2x speed. its impossible to not laugh your ass off

  • Julie Acosta

    Julie Acosta

    22 күн мурун

    i pressed it b4 the vid even started 😼

  • honey b

    honey b

    22 күн мурун

    i dont think you realize that what he did is rape, men have been jailed for rape after secretly removing a condom without consent before, the women did not consent to having that inserted into their privates, aka rape. not mad at you or anything, great video, i just expected that to be acknowledged.